Dylan: Caitlyn is tooty this morning.
Caitlyn: No I'm not!
Me: Maybe Dylan's the one who's tooty this morning.
Dylan: I AM NOT!
Me: Well, how do you feel if we say that about you?
Me: And how do you think Caitlyn felt when you said that about her?
Me: Then I think you better apologize.
Dylan (in a very remorseful tone): O.K. ... I'm sorry, tooty Caitlyn.